Joke Of The Day
If you're in Ibadan and you 'peradventure' want to use an ATM..If the gods now want to punish you well...let it be a GTB ATM..
You'll now see the queue as long as third mainland bridge.
You don't have any choice as there's no other ATM around...
You now decide to join the queue...as you have no choice.
After you've been standing at the back of 'brother to wo campala' for like 10 minutes...the three people including broda then tell you..'Aunty e sunmowaju..Mo sin ore mi wa ni
You now move forward and there are two empty slots where no one is even attempting to use those two ATM
'Is it out of service?' You ask the sister in front of the queue? 'No it is saying insufficient funds'...She replies. I'm like...Sister ko si owo ninu akanti yin niyen...but sister is convinced that it's the machine that doesn't have sufficient funds.
The other one nko? I asked the brother....'Edakun, why are you not using this one?' He replies..'Eleyi mo n shock eyan ni'
Nobody taught me before I carried my two legs to the machine that was supposedly 'shocking' people to withdraw money from there. Then I heard some people grumbling that I jumped the queue.
Sebi eyin o fe shocki ni? Eko ni mo ti wa...Awa o ki n shocki l'Eko.
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You'll now see the queue as long as third mainland bridge.
You don't have any choice as there's no other ATM around...
You now decide to join the queue...as you have no choice.
After you've been standing at the back of 'brother to wo campala' for like 10 minutes...the three people including broda then tell you..'Aunty e sunmowaju..Mo sin ore mi wa ni
You now move forward and there are two empty slots where no one is even attempting to use those two ATM
'Is it out of service?' You ask the sister in front of the queue? 'No it is saying insufficient funds'...She replies. I'm like...Sister ko si owo ninu akanti yin niyen...but sister is convinced that it's the machine that doesn't have sufficient funds.
The other one nko? I asked the brother....'Edakun, why are you not using this one?' He replies..'Eleyi mo n shock eyan ni'
Nobody taught me before I carried my two legs to the machine that was supposedly 'shocking' people to withdraw money from there. Then I heard some people grumbling that I jumped the queue.
Sebi eyin o fe shocki ni? Eko ni mo ti wa...Awa o ki n shocki l'Eko.
Gotten from SDK©
